The random, but sometimes surprisingly connected (but not necessarily lucid), stream-of-consciousness thoughts of an optimistic, heavy drinking, cantankerous, iconoclastic, foul-mouthed, devil worshipping misogynist who gets into fist-fights and lived in a damp barge in the arse end of the Thames and now lives in a caravan and loves to slaughter cats by the flinty light of a full moon while reading poetry.
A school bus - perhaps that was where he learn his craft?
ReplyDeleteI'm told that if you want a cheap Mediterranean cruise just carpet one wall and leave the tap running in the sink.
ReplyDeleteJust bought a raffle ticket for a cruise in the Mediterranean, last weeks was a rollover.
ReplyDelete(With thanks to H&E)
Very good, both of you...
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